Jacques hates the bus. He barks and growls at it every time it goes by. He sees it the only way that he can, as a huge horrible monster with an awful mouth on the side of its head and an anus further down its long body.
Poor Jacques, he has witnessed this monster stop and swallow people whole. On other occasions the beast has stopped and pooped them out.
Poor Jacques, he lives in such a frightening world. It's a good thing that he and I look out for one another.
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Hi,
Just wandering thru blogland, hope you don't mind that i stopped in. What a unique way of looking at an ordinary everyday object from a different point of view!
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