Silly

I once loved a girl named Lily

she had a lovely sister named Rose

Lily was a perfect beauty, though

she had on each foot, six toes.

Lily left me standing at the altar

I guess she was mine to lose.

She found out that I was a poor man

and couldn't afford her special shoes.

Now I have myself a pretty wife

my silliness she always handles.

She may not share Lily's beauty

but she sure looks great in sandals.